I must be pretty annoying

I apologize that I was stubborn, spoke out of place, talked too loud, complained a little too much, bragged, judged, made a ridiculous comment, acted like an idiot, thought I was the shizz, teased you, dragged you along, pushed you, hated you, made you think I was right, laughed a little too hard on something that wasn't funny to you, ate food off your plate without asking, didn't call you and went MIA, canceled our appointment, told you the wrong directions, was late to our lunch, got mad at nothing in particular, and didn't think before speaking.

But it's somewhat your fault for not telling me.